But you already knew that…the key is, how can we get fat OFF without leaving bruises and bumpy skin the way liposuction does?  The answer is in April’s O, The Oprah Magazine – UltraShape, a high-intensity ultrasound wave that melts fat, taking two or three inches off the treated area.  Not yet FDA approved, UltraShape and Zeltiq (a fat-freezing machine) work best on small areas like love handles and back fat.  No, you can’t melt or freeze away your entire menopot!  Other innovations on the horizon mentioned by O Mag include rub-on botox, skin plumpers custom made for you, and a pill that prevents gray hair.  Better find a cure for Alzheimers too, or we’ll have a bunch of good-looking people running around who can’t remember their names!