…any card, in The Sex Deck (Amazon), and you’ll have a new position to try tonight.  Every generation has it’s naughty playbook, from the Kama Sutra to today.  It’s a great way to communicate (without saying anything) that the missionary has become monotonous and it’s time to try The Easy Rider!  Or you could leave a trail of cards up the steps to the bedroom and create a day-long expo.  Just make sure the kids don’t come home early from soccer camp.

Okay, so you’ve done the daily flat-iron thing and the six-hour hair-frying Japanese straightening torture.  You’re so over it all, yet your frizz has you frazzled.  New hope, new products, and new lower prices to the rescue!  ISO Maintamer and Matrix’s Opti-Smooth Heat Service are two-hour salon treatments that last for six to nine months.  For $100 to $150, you get straight, deep-conditioned treatment that even color-treated hair can handle.

Absolutely don’t have the time to weed the beds, set up a simple website for the cheerleading team, or digitize your photos?   Time to outsource at www.DoMyStuff.com and auction off that chore to someone with the time to do it.  You can become an “employer,” find an “assistant,” specify that your helper live nearby, and read and post reviews of your assistant similar to the feedback posted about sellers on eBay.

…that scarce commodity that everyone wants and no one gets enough of!   Americans sleep 1 to 2 fewer hours per night than they used to, which may be the reason we’ve gotten so cranky and rude.  It may also be the reason we’ve gotten so fat – there’s a strong correlation between sleeplessness and weight gain. 
 
Then there’s the libido-boosting aspect of a good night’s sleep, aided and abetted by some help around the house.  A man fixing dinner or running the vacuum cleaner – what better foreplay is there than that?  You could say something like “Yeah, babe, I know I’m ‘not in the mood’ a lot, I just need less to do, more sleep, and more time to myself to feel sexy.  I know you have a lot to do as well.  What can we do to make time for ourselves?”  (more…)

Colonoscopy? Check.  Mammogram? Check.  Eye exam?  Oh, I think a blew that off the last time I needed contacts.  But after 40, there are three reasons why that is SUCH a bad idea – 1) You have four times the risk of developing eye disease after 40, even more so as a woman. 2) Eye diseases don’t usually hurt, they just creep up on you unless detected by a professional screening. 3) Early intervention is very successful with most eye diseases. (more…)